<![CDATA[Comments from notatallfamous]]> <![CDATA[Comments from notatallfamous]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Help Find This Missing Woman]]> Thank you for posting this.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on The Official <i>Choke</i> Trailer]]> I loved how deliciously revolting the book could be at times. I cannot wait for this movie.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Nightmare celeb stylist Rachel]]> @momo: That was excellent.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Jason Preston's Dead Mouse Is Courtney Love's Fault]]> That is so five minutes ago, the new thing is an exposed beaver.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Please Welcome Maggie Shnayerson]]> Welcome, Maggie.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Kanye West Loses His Shit After Losing At The VMAs]]> I'd like to sit Kanye down and put a belt across his lap and strap him in. Just like the good ole' days when I use to do it to my son.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on True Confessions: I Love Mystery]]> @KarenUhOh: Damn you Karen, my crush for you has yet again kindled.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Some deal with a professional]]> Maybe I'm a little behind the times, but the sheer pain alone in being a free flying bald eagle is not appealing at all. I prefer to save my tears for really bad comeback performances.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on True Confessions: I Love Mystery]]> I literally laughed out loud. Mystery is only fit to hand wash my panties. That is, after a great date with someone else.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on From the mailbag: "Just as]]> They let her in Fendi? They obviously didn't get the memo to close the store when they saw her coming.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Hey! Doree here! Did you forget]]> Good luck to you.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on "Men That Knows They Are Not On Your Level Will Do Anything To Bring You Down"]]> Dear Tionna,

I will gladly give you English lessons for free, provided you no longer dole out advice. Hear that? They're laughing at you. Ha, ha.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Miss Teen South Carolina To 'Facebook' Frenemies: Victory Is Myn!]]> Eye kant beeleeve dis. Whatta disgrace.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Doree Shafrir Ankles New Media Sweatshop]]> Congratulations and good luck, Doree.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Did fiery polemicist Ann]]> Ummm, yeah. Ann + Paris = sharing same bra. I just realized I didn't even need to use Valtrex's last name. God I'm pathetic.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on "I don't consider myself a]]> I finally get it. In order for me to achieve the smallest modicum of success, I should:

a) be as modest as possible
b) continually defend myself as to why I deserve to be successful
c) and never, ever, bother to speak properly.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on "I need help not blowing this]]> @the third person:

First thing I thought.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on "My email marketing finally]]> She's retarded.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on 10 Ways Women Judge Your Wang]]> Cockadoodledome.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on LolCait's Presidential Suite]]> Excellent.

]]> <![CDATA[notatallfamous commented on Lindsay Lohan Is Almost Certainly Rehabbing In Utah]]> Karen: You make it totally impossible for me not to crush on you.

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